Friday, April 21, 2017

Todd & the Book of Pure Evil - See You Later, Masturbator



This time the Book of Pure Evil provides a sleazy peeper invisibility which allows him to spy on any female he so chooses while they change in the locker room or bathroom. Jimmy, the janitor, is fired by Atticus, held responsible for the peeping when the lead cheerleader, Wanda, comes forward with complaints of seeing his eye in the peephole, assuming he’s the creep doing it. But it is actually a student named Tyler. Todd vows to get his dude’s job back, all the while requesting his crew (Jenny, Hannah, and Curtis) enlist in the efforts to find the real culprit. Eventually, when Todd uses his sword, the sanddragon, to lop off Tyler’s left hand, his cock and balls are in danger of being skewered by a hot poker! Can Jenny, Curtis, and Hannah come to his rescue? Maybe it’ll take Jimmy getting even for being implicated in incidents he was not involved… Plenty of masturbation, dick, and balls jokes. So if you like that sort of juvenile, teenage, low-brow humor, See You Later, Masturbator will be ideal viewing entertainment for you. Todd does appeal to Atticus to rehire Jimmy after Hannah proves through DNA evidence (collected semen off the wall surrounding a peephole to the girl’s bathroom), but Atticus is all too fond of making Todd miserable. That is until Tyler takes a shit on Atticus’ desk! Tyler has to cauterize his wound and that violent experience further encourages his psychopathy. Todd, buck naked and rope-tied to a chair in the school basement, where a furnace is fully flaming, could very well be enduring burning nuts… The ending proves that being invisible isn't all its cracked up to be. Tyler's voice gains in lecherous vibes as he conducts himself grossly. The bloody silhouette left behind takes the prize for sight gag of the episode. Oh and Jenny in biker leather suit...Todd is right.


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Sbut
Snip. Snip

Hal

Hal
There are many things under the sun
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It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare.

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Jtm 2

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Rave

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Mrub

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sm6

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Rv1

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Nas

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nos3

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Lok

Po

Po

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Ra6

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mh2

z2

z2

Hiii

Hiii

Fred

Fred

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Ghspo
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Enl

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nos4

gm

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No 2
Jason Lives

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clothes line

Ahorr

Ahorr

Cbi1

Cbi1
Case of the bloody iris

Wsha

Wsha

Mouth3

Mouth3
In the Mouth of Madness

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Fdfn2
Freddy's Dead '91

Vyr

Vyr
Vampyres 1974

Sh fr

Sh fr
Friday the 13th Part 2

Vlov

Vlov
Carmilla's kiss

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f133

Edpos

Edpos

Ttf2

Ttf2

Jm2

Jm2
El Hombre Lobo

Psycho '60

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Kife

Kife
Knife is calling, Psycho 2

Meg

Meg
Meg Tilly, Psycho II

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ring 2
the ring 2002, "the tape"

poster

poster

exor1

exor1
"the visitor" The Exorcist (1973)

Conj

Conj

Tz1

Tz1
"Masks", Twilight Zone

In the kitchen, The Shape

In the kitchen, The Shape
In the kitchen, The Shape

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exc4

Ps56

Ps56

Hun

Hun
Murders in the Rue Morgue 1932

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Ps89

Cof

Cof
Victor and Paul, with their Monster

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pcushig

His

His

Efny

Efny

sus

sus
I'm going to grind you down to blood and screams.

--Innocent Blood 1992
Rest in Peace, Robert Loggia

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Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.

WZ

WZ

Edfen

Edfen
"Do not enter the city...It belongs to the dead now."

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h1
Look behind you!

Bs

Bs
"There is no terror in the bang, only the anticipation of it."
--Alfred Hitchcock

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linnea

Amer

Amer
Taste of metal

The h gang

The h gang

Nlc

Nlc
Old Skool Nostalgia

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Hp

Smoke

Smoke
Got a smoke?

Strek

Strek
Live long and prosper

Hill

Hill

Castle

Castle

SRW

"This seems to be the place where the plot begins to thicken..."
--Spooks Run Wild (1941)

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Frere and dummy

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Mlove

Alone/dark

"There are no crazy people, doctor. We're all just on vacation."

--Alone in the Dark (1982)

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Lips

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Fhz

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Ph

Vestron

Vestron
Vintage VHS

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sm 3

Monique parent

Monique parent
Erotique in Review

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Were5

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f13
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Bmate

Bmate

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Ms45 w

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Churcvh
The Church 1989

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Ww
The Whip and the Body 1963

Lsho

"Now, no novacaine....it dulls the senses"

--Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

Christopher Lee

Every actor has to make terrible films from time to time, but the trick is never to be terrible in them.

Vampyros lesbos

You are one of us now. The Queen of the Night will bear you up on her black wings

The Unknown 1927

No....not sick. But I have lost some flesh.

Alonzo, the Armless.

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Ckvh

Blood of Dracula's Castle (1969)

Glen: We'd like to speak to the Townsends, please.

The Butler: They are not available till after sunset.

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Bw5

Jill

Jill

Mad Love 1935

Doctor Gogol: Did you ever hear of Galatea?

Lavin - Waxworks Proprietor: Gala - who? Not wanting a statue of him, are you?

Doctor Gogol: I don't want a statue of Galatea. You see, she was a statue herself. Pygmalion formed her. Out of marble, not wax. And then she came to life in his arms.

Lavin - Waxworks Proprietor: [calling to his assistant] Start the motor, Henry. There's queer people on the streets of Montmartre at this time of night.

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