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Arcade

Megan Ward does battle with ARCADE  ** ½   A teenager and her pack of high school friends are unaware that a new virtual reality machine, made to capitalize on the hot market of youth hanging around arcades and willing to dish out plenty of coin to feed their game addictions, has been provided a program that allows it to literally take the bodies, mind, and souls of those that play it!

Animal Instinct

It is about time I return to the blog and get back to the good stuff that makes life as a reviewer great. The ability to gain access to certain types of erotica has proven to be not as much difficult as a mining expedition. Is it worth the time? I guess that is up to each searcher.

Synchronized Hynosis - Exorcist 2

Well, I'm diving right into this film. I had planned to watch this during October, but I am kind of glad I waited so I can really give this a good bit of my attention and try to find some value in it. I decided that a brand new look at the film was in order. I remember renting this on VHS a few years ago after quite a considerable absence. I recall not exactly coming away all that thrilled about what I had to endure. Still, I'm willing to give it another shot regardless of how I have felt in the past and its rep as an absolute turkey. The chanting at the beginning of Exorcist II: The Heretic as the credits came across the screen was more than   a little unnerving I must admit. Kind of made my skin crawl. I guess Richard Burton must have asked himself during the making of this film if sacrificing for Equus to star in Exorcist II was worth it. I can only imagine he never expected to be in a film like this towards the end of his career. I guess he

Passionate Intentions

Passionate Intentions (2015) added 7/17/16 First off, let's just get this out of the way: Ash Hollywood is a feast for the eyes. She shags the same guy in pretty much the same series of positions (Daniel Hunter, as her husband, Greg) over three times and because she simply knows how to move that body and express how good it feels, it never tires to see her work the screen. This is a mean-spirited softcore outing from MRG which includes staples quite familiar with the smut genre: adultery, greed, and blackmail. Ash stars as Lisa, soon to gain a trust fund worth a pretty penny. Greg works out of a rather condo-looking office, with an assistant named Maggie (softcore mainstay, Michelle Maylene) worried about her secretarial job once Lisa gains the money will be in jeopardy. Instead of just seducing Greg, Maggie also wants to blackmail him so she can get some of that trust fund money. An opportunity to do so comes when Greg listens on at a private conversation betwe

John Wick

Wick's rage is fueled. *** My review for my Imdb account... I’ll say this about John Wick, this sure wasn’t boring! The plot set up is ridiculous and laughable. A dog’s death--and animal lovers may just get behind this (me realizing this as I write it)--fuels the rage of a former hitman named John Wick (Keanu Reeves in a role tailor made for him), known to as the man you call to “kill the boogeyman”. Wick had left behind a trail of dead bodies, a life where he perfected the art of the execution. A man he worked for, a Russian crimelord named Viggo Tarasov (Michael Nyqvist, of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series), unfortunately has an entitled punk kid named Josef (Alfie Allen; Game of Thrones) who seems to look for trouble and has been coddled by his pops to the point that he is burdened to clean up his messes. When Josef sees John parked by a gas tank pumping for a 69 Mustang, he wants it and, along with a couple of his crook cronies, home invade Wick, taking the

He's out there in Haddonfield somewhere.

Where is he? Halloween is almost here, isn't it? I will watch one movie Halloween night and that is the John Carpenter classic. This has been one of my worst Octobers in recent memory. A lot of drama in my life and a demanding job have cut into my time and enthusiasm for a month I typically enjoy from start to finish. I was hoping for a better month this year, but it has been exactly the opposite. However, I'm trying to find my Halloween mojo and started Halloween II (1981) tonight. Loomis has been burdened by his institution's negligence. No matter what he says, Michael struck on Halloween, 1978, and Haddonfield would continue to feel his quiet rage. “Is this some kind of joke? I’ve been trick or treated to death tonight.”--annoyed neighbor “You don’t know what death is!”--Dr. Loomis     I kind of like the re-imagined Halloween score, John working in concert with partner Alan Howarth, but it just can't, to me, quite match the first film'

Dark Fantasies (2011)

Carrie (Isabella Sky) recruits classmates Megan and Kyle (Reena Sky and Rocco Reed) to participate in their professor's "dream experiments" where you can actually have sex with each other free from the actual physicality, allowed to experience pleasure within a make-believe world where boundaries are absent. Professor Max (Jack Lawrence) actually uses his creation to seduce his female students and manipulate them through cunning means, even causing disruption between Kyle and his lover, Amber (Melessia Hayden). Max uses Carrie, who voluntarily becomes his lover, to bring him fresh female subjects to fulfill his personal desires sexually. Will Max's antics go unpunished or will Carrie see him for what he really is and stop this madness before it truly gets out of hand? This is one of those erotic Cinemax softcore offerings which uses the idea of allowing people to experience sexual encounters within a dreamlike state, but basically just lets male porn stud Jack