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Sex Spa II: Body Work

  Mark Weiler is a full body massage therapist working for Michelle Lay, secretly sexually involved with clients who seem to use the excuse of the establishment to weekly visit to fuck him. For a lot of guys, that seems like the perfect job. He, however, wants to open his own massage business, but the rich clients that might could potentially financially assist him are mostly married or only interested in having sex, not discussions about some other massage location to frequent for that orgasm lacking at home.  Kaylani Lei is a fellow massage therapist and part-time lover of Weiler. This guy is living almost his best life. I guess he's of that 1% or whatever the fuck YouTube video dudes label guys women flock to and have hard times forgetting when he discards them unceremoniously. He just wants to be a boss instead of Lay's underling...he makes her a lot of money, but how much is that his hands smoothing aches and pains as opposed to his mouth, tongue, and cock making the clien

Joe Bob's The Last Drive-In Violent Valentine Special: Freeway (1996)

I’ll just be honest: I’m not rushing to pop in “Freeway” very often or even think about it at all. I saw it back around 1997, then again maybe 2001, and was reminded of it when I passed the second one in the mid aughts some time. Much like “Kids” or “Gummo”, the film looks like it was dragged across gravel and baked a bit under the Arizona sun, perhaps pulled from the burning remains of a warehouse that held too many canisters and wasn’t properly air-conditioned. If I’m honest, I watched this basically because it was the first film in Joe Briggs’ Violent Valentine special on Shudder, the replay. Reese as “little red riding hood”, a near broken teenager from a horrible childhood (mother works the street corner, father looks suspiciously like a notorious serial killer, the stepdad a parolee crack smoking molester mostly coming off a hysterical high), happens to be left for the foster system yet again when her “parents” (if you call them that) are taken off by police back to the slammer.

Seducing Shannon (2006)

 One of those softcore offerings shot on the very cheap, set in a very singular location, with only two rooms used for the sex scenes and only three in the cast alternating in duo fucks. It starts without Isis Love's Shannon, of the title, as a couple, Dino Bravo's Pete and Nadia Hilton's Kara, talk while in a funeral parlor. Eventually they cannot deny the lust and desire for each other. Eventually Shannon turns up, finding herself alone with both Pete and Kara, seemingly seducing them as much as they do her! It ends with the threesome together and Pete and Kara fucking themselves one final time.  Like most softcore, it really depends on if you find the cast attractive (you'd like to fuck them or be fucked by them) and how the characters in the film work out the sex scenes. I'd say the cast will be considered attractive enough but with such a limited cast, the film improbably pairs them over and over, seemingly during a night. That's a lot of fucking and no sho