E is for Equilibrium : ABCs of Death 2

The ABCs of Death : Second Edition is just not going well for me personally. I haven’t seen a single tale up to E that has done anything for me. E is for Equilibrium is about two bearded, starving men on a deserted island who happen to find a woman washed ashore. Unable to build a fire, they still try to make do with what they have. When the woman comes between them, it appears as if the men will fight it out until one of them is dead, but the surprise is who one of them with a coconut in his hand ultimately decides to use it against. This is just a tale that lays out right on screen as some comedy that could feature a Bud Light and work as a commercial during the Super Bowl. I was absolutely apathetic to this whole thing. The girl is hot, but that’s about all I could feel towards E is for Equilibrium wants to tickle your funny bone but unless you find the two guys funny to look at, I’m at a loss as to what you will get out of this. Massive fail. Instead of “Bring Help”, they want the helicopter to drop some beer. I think the viewer will ask for help in encountering something in ABCs of Death 2 that isn’t damn near totally worthless. The "equilibrium" of the title speaks in part to the duo's inability to find normalcy after the arrival of the woman, their "happy place" disrupted and its effects lead to a decision to return them back to what they were prior to her appearance.