For those hording toilet paper

I just want to let off a little steam here...don't show me a fuckin' band saw up close in a tool shed if you don't plan to use it; damned cockteasers. I don't  know, I guess I'll let them off the hook, dude does get  it in the throat slowly with a screwdriver.

This makes me sound like a psychopath, doesn't it? Us slasher fans are quite the critix.