For those hording toilet paper

Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)

You ever watch a movie and the whole entirety of a scene becomes this blur due to an object of some sort that catches your eye and won't deviate from your attention? The daughter of a murdered business executive keeping up with the Santa killing cases has this tree on her table. Its this half-assed tree that looks plucked from the ground before it had a chance to form into something the least bit impressive. Just throw some décor on it and plop that bad boy on your coffee table. Its a train wreck much like this movie...couldn't resist.